From LinkedIn to LockedIn
or should we say from Block Chains to Locked in Chains
Today’s Issue is brought to you by weird craving in my head. I thought to try a new style of writing and this has been in the drafts for a while now (a while being over a month old).
Anyways should I continue this style ?
Today’s Gist
This might be the one LinkedIn post that will make you not feel too miserable about your life. And no, it’s not photoshopped, see for yourself!
Someone said his resume will never have gaps
They said if you want to laugh, head over to LinkedIn to confirm for yourself
2. Paystack and FLW were on their own when Sheddy decided to drag one of them
One hour later baba don chain mouth. It’s giving threat or bribery!
3. It’s not every time we see ‘unbelievably liquid’ talk to us about Paystack but when he does, there’s something to learn
Sharp guy. ‘E quickly talk say na eem do am’ -
Oversabi no go show ke? For here?
And of course, the ‘I have something just like this too’ set
4. Is it the same tech we’re doing? Tech bro/sis say how much they earn and it’s 😭😭
Not even the FBI! 🤣
True true, na another branch of tech some of us dey do
El lobo said most of the replies are lamba ooo
Marketing just collect stray bullet like that 🥲
5. There are more creative ways to use QR codes, not just on roll-up banners at your event. Ask Ayobami here.
Digital Market Woman is tired of you people already. Copy copy no good o.
Quote of the Day!
GLE and LEG na the same letters. Na your hustle go determine which one you go dey use.


















You see that last quote nothing beats it 😂😂!!