Why You Should Eat Bread This Easter

Chicken is overrated.

KEYNOTE

This is going to be my shortest newsletter, and shortest keynote. Enjoy!

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Why you should eat bread this Easter

I decided to do a bit of mumble jumble math this easter. Join me as we cook together.

So, in the bible, the 3 wise men came from the East. Hold that thought. They followed a star ba? So that’s what? East Star, abi?'

In your house, what do you do when you want to celebrate something? You F(east)! Stay with me o, we will soon reach the bustop.

Now, who is the bread of life? Jesus no? Yes!

What was the last meal he ate before the crucifixion? Bread, the unleavened type.

I want to continue with the detail of how before Jesus died and rose, we were eating bread that was not leavened (bread that wasn’t allowed to rise), but that would be for another day.

So, need I say more about why you should eat bread this easter? I guess not.

This newsletter was made with people who don’t have money to buy chicken in mind.

Anyways, Happy Easter.

Let’s bask in the beauty of what today reflects.